Shrek Club

About our Shrek club: we are open to anyone who is a Shrek worshiper or people interested in the art of Shrekism. We let pretty much anyone join our club but we do have a few conditions and ground rules. 1st you must follow the Shrek commandments: 

I ~ Thou shalt order extra onions.
II ~ Thou shalt be a brogre/ogirl for eternity.
III ~ Thou shalt not disrespect His Swamp.
IV ~ Thou shalt not ask the Almighty Shrek to "do the roar". 
V ~ Thou shalt not praise Farquaads, Wreck-it Ralphs, or Fairy God Mothers.
VI ~ Thou shalt not say that Pixar is better than Dreamworks.
VII ~ Thou shalt not speak Thy Lord's name in vain. (eg. "Shrek is Dreck")
IX ~ Thou shalt not disrespect Fiona or the Children of Shrek.
X ~ Thou shalt accept the Almighty Shrek as The Lord & Savior.

XI ~ Thou shalt not be mad n' jelly bro. 

You also must not insult Shrek or praise Farquaad.